coming to zoo near you... and your children
Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Psychotic seal drolling behind the children. The lost sister of infamous Pedobear. Protect your kids right now - buy a harpoon.
Man the harpoons and kill (break ;) ) the seal before it will grow up and became Pedoseal.
Demotivator related joke:
Boy and Pedobear are walking together at night in the woods..
And the little boy looks up at him and says "I... I'm scared.."
Pedobear looks at the boy and says "Think you're scared?! I have to walk outta here alone."