You'll find it in the dictionary in between shit and syphilis.
Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Very sad girl with a cellphone. How touching. But let face it - love hurts. Of course unless it's a beer love - then it hurts the day after and it's called hangover. To avoid any damage and hangover you an always choose a virtual love using dating artificial worlds like IMVU. With IMVU you won't get any STD's. The only danger will be an extremely high electric bill (power bill) and lack of real life :P
Demotivator related joke:
Marriage is exactly like going to the restaurant:
You order something, after that you see what has your neighbor ordered and you regret that you did not ordered what he did.
I hope it's not true.