Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Slow Internet connection - those times are finally over. If you can't pay for a decent Internet provider to download some nice sexy pictures than better move to old ASCII classics. Cheers!
Demotivator related flawless joke:
Caution - lame joke:
Somewhere, in the Internet ether, are there virtual mail men being terrified by all the virtual dogs that pet loving surfers have created? (you have been warned)
And a better one
A computer salesman, a hardware engineer, and a software engineer are driving in a car together. Suddenly the right rear tire blows out, and the car rolls to a stop. Our three heroes pile out to investigate.
The salesman announces sadly, "Time to buy a new car!"
Says the hardware engineer, "Well, first let's try swapping the front and rear tires, and see if that fixes it."
Replies the software engineer, "Now, let's just try driving the car again, and maybe the problem will go away by itself."