Monday, January 17, 2011

Jedi Squirrels Demotivational Poster


Jedi Squirrels Demotivational Poster

Jedi Squirrels Demotivational Poster

Well shit... Now we're really fucked

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Have you ever wondered what would all those truly evil and mad squirrels do if they were given a chance to obtain and understand the wisdom of force? Right, like anyone cares. They wouldn't clean your backyard nor earn any money for you in a decent job. That's for sure. FU squirrels with lightsabers



Demotivator related joke:


Star wars joke:


Top Ten Reasons Not To Join The Empire

10. Stormtroopers are the Empire's first line of defense.

9. All ships and installations are built around a "main reactor."

8. Exhaust ports are big enough for proton torpedoes and always lead to the "main reactor".

7. TIE Fighters have no shields.

6. The Emperor's best troops were defeated by rock and stick wielding teddy bears.

5. Officers over the rank of Lieutenant have a life expectancy of two weeks.

4. Everything proceeds as the Emperor has foreseen.

3. Stormtroopers are picked for their intelligence and common sense.

2. The Emperor allows the alliance to know the location of the shield generator.

1. Bounty Hunters, We don't need their scum!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shit, we all fucked your mom with lightsabers

Anonymous said...

shit is good

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