karma demotivational poster
go ahead. keep screwing with those animals.
Demotivator description: Photo of Steve irwin holding a crocodile. nice water in the background ;)
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Sense Demotivational Poster
sense demotivational poster
this picture makes none
Demotivator description: Yyyy... WTF? Some guy from dress up party (I hope so...) is taken by ambulance. Some other guys from the party are despairing.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Tits Demotivational Poster
tits demotivational poster
or gtfo
Demotivator description: Scene from "STAR WARS Episode IV: New Hope" - Darth Vader is pointing at Leia Organa. Some imperial officer is standing next to Sith Lord. Scene is taken from the very beginning of the movie.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
You Can Come Out Now Demotivational Poster
you can come out now demotivational poster
michael jackson is dead
Demotivator description: Photography of two childrens (a girl and propably a boy) hiding in kitchen cupboard.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Gravity Demotivational Poster
gravity demotivational poster
Just a theory.
Demotivator description: Photography of jumping lamb (young sheep) - it's look like the sheep is flying like there is no gravity. Whole scene is taking place at grass field near the sea.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Large Hadron Collider Demotivational Poster
large hadron collider demotivational poster
where is your god now?
Demotivator description: Photography of inside of ATLAS (A Toroidal LHC ApparatuS) particle detector at CERN (Organisation Européenne pour la Recherche Nucléaire - European Organization for Nuclear Research). Yep, that's the facility with LHC (Large Hadron Collider) inside. For total morons - enjoy the end of the world ;)
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
What The Lord Giveth Demotivational Poster
what the lord giveth demotivational poster
the pope taketh away
Demotivator description: Hand of a female holding several condoms (rubbers) with pope Benedict XVI photo and "I SAID NO!" caption on the package.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
A Bad Day Demotivational Poster
a bad day demotivational poster
muppets can have them too
Demotivator description: Cookie monster yelling at Bert "SHut the fuck up!". It's shopped screenshot from original show.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Discretion Demotivational Poster
discretion demotivational poster
<note to self: fire alfred.
Demotivator description: Road sign (white letters, green background, navigating sign) which says:
EXIT 18A
64 EAST
Bat Cave (arrow)
EXIT 18A
64 EAST
Bat Cave (arrow)
Saturday, June 20, 2009
4chan Demotivational Poster 2
4chan demotivational poster 2
when things just don't make sense
Demotivator description: Guy partially hidden behind shower curtain, eating cookie and holding a gun (rifle). He looks like he is watching out something.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Procrastination Demotivational Poster
procrastination demotivational poster
i'll find a picture for it later,
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Cross-Eyed Demotivational Poster
cross-eyed demotivational poster
even crazy, homicidal barbers do it.
Demotivator description: Scene from "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street" movie. Sweeney Todd (Johnny Depp) is crossing his eyes on a razor. Mrs Lovett (Helen Bonham Carter) is standing next to him.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
True Love Demotivational Poster
true love demotivational poster
you'll know it when you see it
Demotivator description: Guy sleeping with a keg (beer vessel) in bed. He is embracing it.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Fireworks Demotivational Poster
fireworks demotivational poster
well, i was having fun...
Demotivator description: Photo of damaged hand in X-ray. Fingers and whole hand is highly damaged probably due to wrong usage of firewoeks. Kids, don't do that at home! ;)
Monday, June 15, 2009
Two Girls, One Cup Demotivational Poster
two girls, one cup demotivational poster
seriously. what's the big deal?
Demotivator description: 2 girls, 1 cup :P No, really! There are two girls drinking from one cup using straws. It's sunny day, girls are dressed in some summer clothes, one of them is wearing a hat.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Clowns Demotivational Poster
clowns demotivational poster
satan's idea of what's funny
Demotivator description: Photograph of a clown. It maybe from some movie which I don't recognize. Send emails with name of the movie - You can win big cash :P
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Oh My God Demotivational Poster
oh my god demotivational Poster
it's a shark
Demotivator description: Guy in (awesome and scary ;) ) shark costume is standing in the water at stony beach. There is also a couple which looks at him and a lot off beach stuff (beach ball, lifebuoy and such).
Friday, June 12, 2009
Research Demotivational Poster
research demotivational poster
watch this space for news of a new cola flavor
Demotivator description: Guy putting portable chemical toilet into Coca-Cola truck with "Trink Coca-Cola Coke" caption. Coca-Cola caption is in a form of logo. There is second portable chemical toilet next to the first one.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Dolphin Rush Demotivational Poster
dolphin rush demotivational poster
yes, you're pretty fucked. kekekekeke
Demotivator description: Breaking sea wave with horde of dolphins. At wave base there are two surfers. It's looks like dolphins were charging at the surfers. KEKEKEKE!
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Fingers Demotivational Poster
fingers demotivational poster
animals can become addicted to them
Demotivator description: Photo of the signboard which says " PLEASE DON'T FEED FINGERS TO THE ANIMALS". Signboard is white with black bordering and black letters. It's placed on metal fence
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Warranties Demotivational Poster
warranties demotivational poster
void if seal is broken
Demotivator description: Scene from seal hunting - huntsman is going to hit young seal with a club (some kind of a hakapik). Seal is not very young because her fur isn't totally white. Whole scene is taking place at ice pool.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Coke Demotivational Poster
coke demotivational poster
lets do some
Demotivator description: Photography of white cat with strange, green glasses. His mouth is open and his face looks enthusiastic. There is a writing "LET'S DO COKE!" above a cat head. There is half of a clock in the background.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Survival Demotivational Poster
survival demotivational poster
when you are in deep trouble, say nothing, and try to look like you know what you're doing
Demotivator description: Red fox in crowd of (probably) beagels and foxhounds (hunting dogs). Photo of the dogs come from hunting. It looks photoshopped ;)
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Truth Or Dare Demotivational Poster
truth or dare demotivational poster
best game ever
Demotivator description: Two sexy chicks (girls :P ) kissing each other. They both have white panties and white slips. They are both blondes and they are sittin on the ground. One is almost hugging another.
Friday, June 5, 2009
Overconfidence Demotivational Poster
overconfidence demotivational poster
this is going to end in disaster, and you have no one to blame but yourself
Demotivator description: White cat with red collar is "sneaking" to Bald Eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus - the one from The Seal of the President of the United States, national bird of United States) which gives at cat with "WTF are you doing, dude?" look. Both animals are on the wooden balustrade. There is coniferous forest and power-line in the background.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Real Life Peter Griffin Demotivational Poster
real life peter griffin demotivational poster
sucks to be you guy...
Demotivator description: Photo of Peter Griffin in some kind of Graduate Photo Album / Book. He is looking exactly like Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" - same glasses, same haircut, same double chin, same face.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Black Magic Demotivational Poster
black magic demotivational poster
only homies know it!
Demotivator description: Black guy in a fairy dress-up: pink, little wings; plush, pink diadem; pink, plastic, star wand. Guy has silver earing and ring. He wears blue T-shirt with some pattern on white blouse. Backgorund looks like standard room.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Monday, June 1, 2009
Decisions Demotivational Poster
decisions demotivational poster
sometimes in life they can be tough
Demotivator description: The Cookie Monster (Muppet - Jim Henson's Muppets; Frank Oz and David Rudman voice) from Sesame Street TV show is sitting in front of a computer. He is yelling "DELETE COOKIES?!" as he is probably clearing his webbrowser cache, history etc. Descisions = decisions.