Stuff nobody cares about

Friday, July 31, 2009

Problems Demotivational Poster

Problems Demotivational Poster

problems demotivational poster

because they just dont go away unless they're detonated.

Demotivator description: Hand grenade with red, octagonal plate attached to safety pin (linchpin, cotter, pin). There is number one on the plate. Above the hand grenade there is written: "COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT please take a number".

Thursday, July 30, 2009

RTFM Demotivational Poster

RTFM Demotivational Poster

rtfm demotivational poster

before you ask those kind of questions.

Demotivator description: Screen from some movie - an angry man is pointing at you.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Women Demotivational Poster

Women Demotivational Poster

women demotivational poster

they're never satisfied

Demotivator description: Drawing of blown up house, lying down on the roof. There is text in the speech balloon (word balloon, speech bubbles, dialogue balloons): "C'mon now Vitoria... You must have had an orgasm that time!"

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Backup Piece Demotivational Poster

Backup Piece Demotivational Poster

backup piece demotivational poster

when everyone else is playing with thir wand, it's time to pull out the real artillery

Demotivator description: Scene from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban movie - Hermione Granger (Emma Watson) is holding a big gun (steam punk looking double barrel revolver or something like that). In the background there are Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) and Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint).

Monday, July 27, 2009

Damn! Demotivational Poster

Damn! Demotivational Poster

damn! demotivational poster

i need to get laid.

Demotivator description: Cute girl in black T-shirt with funny label on it: "If u c4n r34d this u r34lly n33d to g37 l41d"

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Yogacat Demotivational Poster

Yogacat Demotivational Poster

yogacat demotivational poster

i meditate, i do yoga, i chant and i still want to smack someone!

Demotivator description: Grey cat (lolcat) doing yoga in yoga club.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Enemies Demotivational Poster

Enemies Demotivational Poster

enemies demotivational poster

keep your friends close and your enemies even closer.

Demotivator description: Lions and elephants at watering hole (water source).

Friday, July 24, 2009

Easter Bunny Demotivational Poster

Easter Bunny Demotivational Poster

Easter Bunny Demotivational Poster

sexier than peter cotton tail

Demotivator description: Hot chick in pink bunny dress... or rather lack of dress :P

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Canceled Demotivational Poster

Canceled Demotivational Poster

canceled demotivational poster

whaddya mean they canceled the dog whisperer?

Demotivator description: Dog (husky) with a wide open jaw. There is TV in the background.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Paranoid Demotivational Poster

Paranoid Demotivational Poster

paranoid demotivational poster

just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean the world isn't out to get you.

Demotivator description: A couple of cameras on the pile.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Adidas Demotivational Poster

Adidas Demotivational Poster

adidas demotivational poster

imposible is nothing !

Demotivator description: Old, fat, half-naked man in Adidas sport suit pants with baseball bat is trying to scare away brown bear. Rusting bus in the background.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Neuroanatomy Demotivational Poster

Neuroanatomy Demotivational Poster

neuroanatomy demotivational poster

it makes kittens and med students cry

Demotivator description: Ooooh!!! Sweet kitten on the blanket! Yuck... Btw: Greetings, Teloch ;)

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Nonconformity Demotivational Poster

Nonconformity Demotivational Poster

nonconformity demotivational poster

that's what you get for being different

Demotivator description: Bunch of brown post-it note pads (note papers) with angry faces drawn on them is "looking" hostile at yellow post-it note pad (note paper) with scared / uncomfortable face drawn on it. Background is blue.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Aquarium Demotivational Poster

Aquarium Demotivational Poster

aquarium demotivational poster

L.S.D. for LolCats

Demotivator description: Cat (tabby lolcat) staring at aquarium (fish tank) - he definitely wants some fish for dinner.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Santa Demotivational Poster

Santa Demotivational Poster

santa demotivational poster

some crack head kidnapped him.

Demotivator description: Photo of homemade poster with text on it: "THERE WAS A SANTA HERE BUT SOME CRACK HEAD TOOK IT"

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Pokemon Demotivational Poster

Pokemon Demotivational Poster

pokemon demotivational poster

it's serious business.

Demotivator description: Some text from bulbapedia which has some formulas for possibility of catching wild pokemon in game. Text is:

Catch rate

From Bulbapedia, the community-driven Pokémon encyclopedia.

When a Poké Ball is thrown at a wild Pokémon, the game uses a formula based on the wild Pokémon's current health, any status effect it may have, and that Pokémon's catch rate, to determine the chances of catching that Pokémon. The formula is as follows:

WTF FORMULA

Where
HPmax is the number of hit points the Pokémon has at full health,
HPcurrent is the number of hit points the Pokémon has at the moment,
rate is the catch rate of the Pokémon,
bonusball is the multiplier for the Poké Ball used, and
bonusstatus is the multiplier for any status ailment the Pokémon has (2 for sleep and freeze, 1.5 for paralyze, poison and burn).

Given this formula, the maximum value for a (if the Pokémon could have 0 HP) would be catch rate × bonusball × bonusstatus. The minimum value for a (for a Pokémon with full health) would be ⅓ × catch rate.

If a is greater than or equal to 255, then the Pokémon is caught. If not, then calculate b as follows:

WTF FORMULA

Then generate 4 random numbers between 0 and 65535, inclusive. If the random numbers are less than or equal to b, then the Pokémon is caught; otherwise the ball shakes n times, where n is the number of random numbers that are less than b. Note that b ≥ 65535 if a ≥ 255.

Therefore, the probability p of catching a Pokémon, given the values a and b calculated above, is:

WTF FORMULA

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Anteaters Wearing Sweaters! Demotivational Poster

Anteaters Wearing Sweaters! Demotivational Poster

anteaters wearing sweaters! demotivational poster

wheres your god now?!

Demotivator description: Photo of... well - two anteters wearing sweaters :P Background looks like normal house. By the way - the whole idea of this demotivator was so abstractive that I had to publish it... come on - it's like wulffmorgenthaler.com strips xD

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Mc. Donald Demotivational Poster

Mc. Donald Demotivational Poster

mc. donald demotivational poster

now you know why kids are scared of clowns...

Demotivator description: Clown stylized to Ronald from McDonald fast food restaurant with giant scythe. Behold!

Monday, July 13, 2009

Kenya Demotivational Poster

Kenya Demotivational Poster

kenya demotivational poster

forget norway.

Demotivator description: Scene from flash found on Weebl's Stuff - an commercial of Kenya. You know - the one with "forget Norway", "holy crap - lions!", "only in Kenya", "Snorway", "can you believe it" and such ;) There is lion, tiger and mountain in this picture. Btw: tigers in Africa?! WTF?! Someone didn't do his homework - can you believe it :P

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Incognizant Demotivational Poster

Incognizant Demotivational Poster

incognizant demotivational poster

some people are totally oblivious to the world around them.

Demotivator description: Photography of man washing car in hard rain (storm).

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Web Standards Demotivational Poster

Web Standards Demotivational Poster

web standards demotivational poster

while you're trying to comply, we're allready changing them.

Demotivator description: Photo of laughing Asian woman

Friday, July 10, 2009

Live In Russia Demotivational Poster

Live In Russia Demotivational Poster

live in russia demotivational poster

instead of playing post-apocalyptic rpg's

Demotivator description: Man with gas-mask, rubber coat, AK-47 Kalashnikov, walkie-talkie and some other equipment - generally he/she looks like man from Fallout or similar post-apocalyptic game/movie. In the background there is ruined building.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Arrogance Demotivational Poster

Arrogance Demotivational Poster

arrogance demotivational poster

this is about when you surrender. seriously.

Demotivator description: Scene from the movie "Kill Bill vol. 2" by Quentin Tarantino in which The Bride (Uma Thurman) is trying to hurt Master Pai Mei (Chia Hui Liu) with a Japanese sword (katana). Pai Mei is standing at Bride's sword blade.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Practical Joke Demotivational Poster

Practical Joke Demotivational Poster

practical joke demotivational poster

go ahead. it'll be a blast.

Demotivator description: Photo of sapper on the military training ground trying to dismantle (disarm) some explosives. Another one is standing above him and he is going to blow up inflated paper bag.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Penguins Demotivational Poster

Penguins Demotivational Poster

penguins demotivational poster

suicidal little fucks with a sense of humor.

Demotivator description: Photoshopped photography of sleeping polar bear and little penguin with cymbals standing right above bear's head. The penguin is going to use the cymbals (and wake up the bear of course ;) ). In the background there is another penguin (female judging from purse [handbag]). Whole scene is taking place at snow field.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Canada Demotivational Poster

Canada Demotivational Poster

canada demotivational poster

good lord...

Demotivator description: Photography of a guy with black beard covered in snow, glasses, trappers hat (fur hat), with some trekking / trappers stuff. He is looking at something. His face looks like he is terrified or something.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

A Dirty Mind Demotivational Poster

A Dirty Mind Demotivational Poster

a dirty mind demotivational poster

if you got one you'll see it.

Demotivator description: Photo of ketchup being squeezed on sausage (like in hot dog) on the plate with some lettuce (green salad). Whole picture looks like tongue licking penis.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Explanation Demotivational Poster

Explanation Demotivational Poster

explanation demotivational poster

i demand one

Demotivator description: Some kid standing at the beach, holding some sand in his hand and making funny looking face.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Spoiler Demotivational Poster

Spoiler Demotivational Poster

spoiler demotivational poster

jesus dies

Demotivator description: Photography of some old books. One of them is open and it can be bible.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Choices Demotivational Poster

Choices Demotivational Poster

choices demotivational poster

silly emo. you thought you didn't have any.

Demotivator description: Presentation of a whole variety of blades (steel blades).

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

To Be The Fourth Demotivational Poster

To Be The Fourth Demotivational Poster

to be the fourth demotivational poster

yeah, it sucks.

Demotivator description: Crying boy sitting at the podium which actually have four places. The boy is sitting at fourth place of course.