Halloween Demotivational Poster

halloween demotivational poster

better than christmas

Demotivator description: Six dressed up girls. Their costumes are really sexy - just like proper Halloween costume should be ;)

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Independence Day Demotivational Poster

independence day demotivational poster

we don't need an excuse for short skirts and guns, but thanks anyway!

Demotivator description: Nice blonde in red mini-skirt and white jacket with a shotgun standing on the lawn. In the background the is American flag, yellow car, house and "sweet (or not sweet, can't read it) club" building.

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Verification for Technorati

Verification token for Technorati: U3VSHP8K9JVH

Horses Demotivational Poster

horses demotivational poster

they'll fucking eat you.

Demotivator description: Extremely scared kid in car. He is scared of the horse which is putting it's head into car thorough open window. Horses will scare the shit out of You too :P

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Large Hadron Collider Demotivational Poster 2

large hadron collider demotivational poster 2

we did it for the lulz.

Demotivator description: Earth which is destroyed by inner fire or something. Definitely LHC fault :P

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Sun Tanning Demotivational Poster

sun tanning demotivational poster

he's done it wrong

Demotivator description: Guy with extremly red sunburns on hands, face and neck. He is going to die because of skin cancer :P

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Vikings Demotivational Poster

vikings demotivational poster

still better than pirates and ninjas

Demotivator description: Chick in black panties from swimming suit and black blouse with fake Viking's horns attached to head.

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Got War? Demotivational Poster

got war? demotivational poster

then use the backdoor!

Demotivator description: Blonde (blond, blondy, blondie) girl in pink dress with caption on it: "NO PEACE, NO PUSSY". Oh wow...

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Directions Demotivational Poster

directions demotivational poster

48, kayak across the pacific ocean

Demotivator description: Screenshot from Google Maps with route from Sydney Airport to Stanmore Road at Stanmore, NSW (New South Wales), Australia. It recommends to take kayak (canoe) across the Pacific Ocean. Btw it's looks like Google take NSW at Australia as NSW at Canada or USA. Website is open at Mozilla Firefox Web Browser (yuck - Opera is better :P).

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Empire Avenue Verifivation

Empire Avenue Verification code: EAVB_XJWZSAGXMO

Bentley Demotivational Poster

bentley demotivational poster

i have one. you don't.

Demotivator description: Old man in black suit is sitting on the dark leather sofa (couch, settee, lounge, davenport). He is giving a fuck to You. 'Cause he has Bentley and You don't, looser :P

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Wait Demotivational Poster

wait demotivational poster

i'll fix it

Demotivator description: Grey kitten (kitteh, lolcat) is touching cables coming out from the black TV (TV set, television set, televisor, box, goggle box, set, receiver)with it's claws pulled out. Ending of cables are white, red and yellow.

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Alignment Demotivational Poster

alignment demotivational poster

good... bad... i'm the guy with the gun.

Demotivator description: Guy with the gun ;) Scene form some movie - guy is firing the gun at something / somebody. As I've just learned the guy in the picture is Ash from The Evil Dead movie trilogy. The very quote comes from the Army of Darkness - "Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!". Thanks goes to arkham-alumni :) By the way this demotivator is reminding me (same sarcasm and gun fascination ;) ) uber funny machinima called Freeman's Mind - enjoy Episode 1 - the rest is on YouTube Machinima.com channel :)

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Fuck Jesus Demotivational Poster

fuck jesus demotivational poster

i've got these cool wings

Demotivator description: Eagle starting to fly from the water surface - it's looking like it's walking on the water.

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Inquisition Demotiavtional Poster 2

Inquisition Demotiavtional Poster 2

god's word and goodness are our weapons

Demotivator description: Photo of a composition containing from a gun (pistol) with rosary (beads, chaplet) on it.

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Japan Demotivational Poster

japan demotivational poster

no further description required.

Demotivator description: Very strange scene: three people - one man dressed in yellow, furry costume with tail; one man holding his hands to a prayer, dressed in the top of suit and with black knee high socks; woman dressed in a schoolgirl outfit with some tube attached to her navel (belly button). The tube is going to WTF box. Something green is dripping form the box on the floor like this "machine" is sucking something out from the girl. At the floor there are also some gizmo and bag. Whole scene is taking place at corridor (passage).

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Lol Demotivational Poster

lol demotivational poster

pwned

Demotivator description: Red (ginger, rusty) cat hit with a snowball.

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My Trees Demotivational Poster

my trees demotivational poster

those bastards keep running away!

Demotivator description: Giant Panda bear holding wooden stump (snag, block).

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Precaution Demotivational Poster

precaution demotivational poster

because you never know when they will come.

Demotivator description: A "in case of emergency break glass" box with shotgun and souple of shells inside. Caption on the box: "in cause of zombies break glass"

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