Google - seriously WTF?

WTF Google?

I don't get Google modus operandi - one day we're 7th at their SERP and next we're 34th - ban You will say? But for what? We didn't do anything unusual - just posting as always (rather seldom these times - but hey - with bigger packets ;) ).

My guess is that they don't like our multi-rss spread - we announce each new post in several places on the Internet - they treat it as a spam or something like that. But the funny thing is that when we had stop posting for about a month (and those RSS news were still up and working) we went back to our 7th place at their SERP. Google - seriously WTF? Of course we could stop posting our RSS in every possible place but... why? If after all these tools which we use were made right for those kind of promotion? And Google still put us up at 7th position regardless of our "spam" RSS announcements still being out there...

Halloween Demotivational Poster

halloween demotivational poster

better than christmas

Demotivator description: Six dressed up girls. Their costumes are really sexy - just like proper Halloween costume should be ;)

Halloween Demotivator

Independence Day Demotivational Poster

independence day demotivational poster

we don't need an excuse for short skirts and guns, but thanks anyway!

Demotivator description: Nice blonde in red mini-skirt and white jacket with a shotgun standing on the lawn. In the background the is American flag, yellow car, house and "sweet (or not sweet, can't read it) club" building.

Independence Day Demotivator

Verification for Technorati

Verification token for Technorati: U3VSHP8K9JVH

Horses Demotivational Poster

horses demotivational poster

they'll fucking eat you.

Demotivator description: Extremely scared kid in car. He is scared of the horse which is putting it's head into car thorough open window. Horses will scare the shit out of You too :P

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Large Hadron Collider Demotivational Poster 2

large hadron collider demotivational poster 2

we did it for the lulz.

Demotivator description: Earth which is destroyed by inner fire or something. Definitely LHC fault :P

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Sun Tanning Demotivational Poster

sun tanning demotivational poster

he's done it wrong

Demotivator description: Guy with extremly red sunburns on hands, face and neck. He is going to die because of skin cancer :P

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Vikings Demotivational Poster

vikings demotivational poster

still better than pirates and ninjas

Demotivator description: Chick in black panties from swimming suit and black blouse with fake Viking's horns attached to head.

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Got War? Demotivational Poster

got war? demotivational poster

then use the backdoor!

Demotivator description: Blonde (blond, blondy, blondie) girl in pink dress with caption on it: "NO PEACE, NO PUSSY". Oh wow...

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Directions Demotivational Poster

directions demotivational poster

48, kayak across the pacific ocean

Demotivator description: Screenshot from Google Maps with route from Sydney Airport to Stanmore Road at Stanmore, NSW (New South Wales), Australia. It recommends to take kayak (canoe) across the Pacific Ocean. Btw it's looks like Google take NSW at Australia as NSW at Canada or USA. Website is open at Mozilla Firefox Web Browser (yuck - Opera is better :P).

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Empire Avenue Verifivation

Empire Avenue Verification code: EAVB_XJWZSAGXMO

Bentley Demotivational Poster

bentley demotivational poster

i have one. you don't.

Demotivator description: Old man in black suit is sitting on the dark leather sofa (couch, settee, lounge, davenport). He is giving a fuck to You. 'Cause he has Bentley and You don't, looser :P

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Wait Demotivational Poster

wait demotivational poster

i'll fix it

Demotivator description: Grey kitten (kitteh, lolcat) is touching cables coming out from the black TV (TV set, television set, televisor, box, goggle box, set, receiver)with it's claws pulled out. Ending of cables are white, red and yellow.

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Alignment Demotivational Poster

alignment demotivational poster

good... bad... i'm the guy with the gun.

Demotivator description: Guy with the gun ;) Scene form some movie - guy is firing the gun at something / somebody. As I've just learned the guy in the picture is Ash from The Evil Dead movie trilogy. The very quote comes from the Army of Darkness - "Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!". Thanks goes to arkham-alumni :) By the way this demotivator is reminding me (same sarcasm and gun fascination ;) ) uber funny machinima called Freeman's Mind - enjoy Episode 1 - the rest is on YouTube Machinima.com channel :)

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Fuck Jesus Demotivational Poster

fuck jesus demotivational poster

i've got these cool wings

Demotivator description: Eagle starting to fly from the water surface - it's looking like it's walking on the water.

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Inquisition Demotiavtional Poster 2

Inquisition Demotiavtional Poster 2

god's word and goodness are our weapons

Demotivator description: Photo of a composition containing from a gun (pistol) with rosary (beads, chaplet) on it.

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Japan Demotivational Poster

japan demotivational poster

no further description required.

Demotivator description: Very strange scene: three people - one man dressed in yellow, furry costume with tail; one man holding his hands to a prayer, dressed in the top of suit and with black knee high socks; woman dressed in a schoolgirl outfit with some tube attached to her navel (belly button). The tube is going to WTF box. Something green is dripping form the box on the floor like this "machine" is sucking something out from the girl. At the floor there are also some gizmo and bag. Whole scene is taking place at corridor (passage).

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Lol Demotivational Poster

lol demotivational poster

pwned

Demotivator description: Red (ginger, rusty) cat hit with a snowball.

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My Trees Demotivational Poster

my trees demotivational poster

those bastards keep running away!

Demotivator description: Giant Panda bear holding wooden stump (snag, block).

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Precaution Demotivational Poster

precaution demotivational poster

because you never know when they will come.

Demotivator description: A "in case of emergency break glass" box with shotgun and souple of shells inside. Caption on the box: "in cause of zombies break glass"

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Problems Demotivational Poster

problems demotivational poster

because they just dont go away unless they're detonated.

Demotivator description: Hand grenade with red, octagonal plate attached to safety pin (linchpin, cotter, pin). There is number one on the plate. Above the hand grenade there is written: "COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT please take a number".

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RTFM Demotivational Poster

rtfm demotivational poster

before you ask those kind of questions.

Demotivator description: Screen from some movie - an angry man is pointing at you.

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Women Demotivational Poster

women demotivational poster

they're never satisfied

Demotivator description: Drawing of blown up house, lying down on the roof. There is text in the speech balloon (word balloon, speech bubbles, dialogue balloons): "C'mon now Vitoria... You must have had an orgasm that time!"

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Backup Piece Demotivational Poster

backup piece demotivational poster

when everyone else is playing with thir wand, it's time to pull out the real artillery

Demotivator description: Scene from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban movie - Hermione Granger (Emma Watson) is holding a big gun (steam punk looking double barrel revolver or something like that). In the background there are Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) and Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint).

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Damn! Demotivational Poster

damn! demotivational poster

i need to get laid.

Demotivator description: Cute girl in black T-shirt with funny label on it: "If u c4n r34d this u r34lly n33d to g37 l41d"

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Yogacat Demotivational Poster

yogacat demotivational poster

i meditate, i do yoga, i chant and i still want to smack someone!

Demotivator description: Grey cat (lolcat) doing yoga in yoga club.

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Enemies Demotivational Poster

enemies demotivational poster

keep your friends close and your enemies even closer.

Demotivator description: Lions and elephants at watering hole (water source).

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Easter Bunny Demotivational Poster

Easter Bunny Demotivational Poster

sexier than peter cotton tail

Demotivator description: Hot chick in pink bunny dress... or rather lack of dress :P

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Canceled Demotivational Poster

canceled demotivational poster

whaddya mean they canceled the dog whisperer?

Demotivator description: Dog (husky) with a wide open jaw. There is TV in the background.

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Paranoid Demotivational Poster

paranoid demotivational poster

just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean the world isn't out to get you.

Demotivator description: A couple of cameras on the pile.

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Adidas Demotivational Poster

adidas demotivational poster

imposible is nothing !

Demotivator description: Old, fat, half-naked man in Adidas sport suit pants with baseball bat is trying to scare away brown bear. Rusting bus in the background.

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Neuroanatomy Demotivational Poster

neuroanatomy demotivational poster

it makes kittens and med students cry

Demotivator description: Ooooh!!! Sweet kitten on the blanket! Yuck... Btw: Greetings, Teloch ;)

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Nonconformity Demotivational Poster

nonconformity demotivational poster

that's what you get for being different

Demotivator description: Bunch of brown post-it note pads (note papers) with angry faces drawn on them is "looking" hostile at yellow post-it note pad (note paper) with scared / uncomfortable face drawn on it. Background is blue.

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Aquarium Demotivational Poster

aquarium demotivational poster

L.S.D. for LolCats

Demotivator description: Cat (tabby lolcat) staring at aquarium (fish tank) - he definitely wants some fish for dinner.

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Santa Demotivational Poster

santa demotivational poster

some crack head kidnapped him.

Demotivator description: Photo of homemade poster with text on it: "THERE WAS A SANTA HERE BUT SOME CRACK HEAD TOOK IT"

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Pokemon Demotivational Poster

pokemon demotivational poster

it's serious business.

Demotivator description: Some text from bulbapedia which has some formulas for possibility of catching wild pokemon in game. Text is:

Catch rate

From Bulbapedia, the community-driven Pokémon encyclopedia.

When a Poké Ball is thrown at a wild Pokémon, the game uses a formula based on the wild Pokémon's current health, any status effect it may have, and that Pokémon's catch rate, to determine the chances of catching that Pokémon. The formula is as follows:

WTF FORMULA

Where
HPmax is the number of hit points the Pokémon has at full health,
HPcurrent is the number of hit points the Pokémon has at the moment,
rate is the catch rate of the Pokémon,
bonusball is the multiplier for the Poké Ball used, and
bonusstatus is the multiplier for any status ailment the Pokémon has (2 for sleep and freeze, 1.5 for paralyze, poison and burn).

Given this formula, the maximum value for a (if the Pokémon could have 0 HP) would be catch rate × bonusball × bonusstatus. The minimum value for a (for a Pokémon with full health) would be ⅓ × catch rate.

If a is greater than or equal to 255, then the Pokémon is caught. If not, then calculate b as follows:

WTF FORMULA

Then generate 4 random numbers between 0 and 65535, inclusive. If the random numbers are less than or equal to b, then the Pokémon is caught; otherwise the ball shakes n times, where n is the number of random numbers that are less than b. Note that b ≥ 65535 if a ≥ 255.

Therefore, the probability p of catching a Pokémon, given the values a and b calculated above, is:

WTF FORMULA

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Anteaters Wearing Sweaters! Demotivational Poster

anteaters wearing sweaters! demotivational poster

wheres your god now?!

Demotivator description: Photo of... well - two anteters wearing sweaters :P Background looks like normal house. By the way - the whole idea of this demotivator was so abstractive that I had to publish it... come on - it's like wulffmorgenthaler.com strips xD

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Mc. Donald Demotivational Poster

mc. donald demotivational poster

now you know why kids are scared of clowns...

Demotivator description: Clown stylized to Ronald from McDonald fast food restaurant with giant scythe. Behold!

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Kenya Demotivational Poster

kenya demotivational poster

forget norway.

Demotivator description: Scene from flash found on Weebl's Stuff - an commercial of Kenya. You know - the one with "forget Norway", "holy crap - lions!", "only in Kenya", "Snorway", "can you believe it" and such ;) There is lion, tiger and mountain in this picture. Btw: tigers in Africa?! WTF?! Someone didn't do his homework - can you believe it :P

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Incognizant Demotivational Poster

incognizant demotivational poster

some people are totally oblivious to the world around them.

Demotivator description: Photography of man washing car in hard rain (storm).

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Web Standards Demotivational Poster

web standards demotivational poster

while you're trying to comply, we're allready changing them.

Demotivator description: Photo of laughing Asian woman

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Live In Russia Demotivational Poster

live in russia demotivational poster

instead of playing post-apocalyptic rpg's

Demotivator description: Man with gas-mask, rubber coat, AK-47 Kalashnikov, walkie-talkie and some other equipment - generally he/she looks like man from Fallout or similar post-apocalyptic game/movie. In the background there is ruined building.

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Arrogance Demotivational Poster

arrogance demotivational poster

this is about when you surrender. seriously.

Demotivator description: Scene from the movie "Kill Bill vol. 2" by Quentin Tarantino in which The Bride (Uma Thurman) is trying to hurt Master Pai Mei (Chia Hui Liu) with a Japanese sword (katana). Pai Mei is standing at Bride's sword blade.

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Practical Joke Demotivational Poster

practical joke demotivational poster

go ahead. it'll be a blast.

Demotivator description: Photo of sapper on the military training ground trying to dismantle (disarm) some explosives. Another one is standing above him and he is going to blow up inflated paper bag.

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Penguins Demotivational Poster

penguins demotivational poster

suicidal little fucks with a sense of humor.

Demotivator description: Photoshopped photography of sleeping polar bear and little penguin with cymbals standing right above bear's head. The penguin is going to use the cymbals (and wake up the bear of course ;) ). In the background there is another penguin (female judging from purse [handbag]). Whole scene is taking place at snow field.

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Canada Demotivational Poster

canada demotivational poster

good lord...

Demotivator description: Photography of a guy with black beard covered in snow, glasses, trappers hat (fur hat), with some trekking / trappers stuff. He is looking at something. His face looks like he is terrified or something.

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A Dirty Mind Demotivational Poster

a dirty mind demotivational poster

if you got one you'll see it.

Demotivator description: Photo of ketchup being squeezed on sausage (like in hot dog) on the plate with some lettuce (green salad). Whole picture looks like tongue licking penis.

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Explanation Demotivational Poster

explanation demotivational poster

i demand one

Demotivator description: Some kid standing at the beach, holding some sand in his hand and making funny looking face.

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Spoiler Demotivational Poster

spoiler demotivational poster

jesus dies

Demotivator description: Photography of some old books. One of them is open and it can be bible.

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Choices Demotivational Poster

choices demotivational poster

silly emo. you thought you didn't have any.

Demotivator description: Presentation of a whole variety of blades (steel blades).

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To Be The Fourth Demotivational Poster

to be the fourth demotivational poster

yeah, it sucks.

Demotivator description: Crying boy sitting at the podium which actually have four places. The boy is sitting at fourth place of course.

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Karma Demotivational Poster

karma demotivational poster

go ahead. keep screwing with those animals.

Demotivator description: Photo of Steve irwin holding a crocodile. nice water in the background ;)

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Sense Demotivational Poster

sense demotivational poster

this picture makes none

Demotivator description: Yyyy... WTF? Some guy from dress up party (I hope so...) is taken by ambulance. Some other guys from the party are despairing.

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