Nukes Demotivational Poster 2

nukes demotivational poster

the great equalizer

Demotivational poster description: Nuclear blast, nuclear explosion, KABOOM!, atomic bomb detonation.

Joke of The Day:

A bloke walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, "Cheese sandwich: 0.99; Chicken sandwich: 1.50; H*ndjob: 20.00."
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, the man walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three hot waitresses.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the h*ndjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs. "Indeed I am."
The man replies, "Well, go and wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich!"

Nukes Demotivator

The Home Of The Brave Demotivational Poster

the home of the brave demotivational poster

because it's easy to be brave with an invisible bomber no-one can shoot down

Demotivational description: The national flag of the United States of America, the American flag, the Stars and Stripes, Old Glory, The Star-Spangled Banner - call it what you want, it's just a flag of USA.

Joke of The Day:

A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job.
The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar.
The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you?
The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!

The Home Of The Brave Demotivator

Jedis Demotivational Poster

jedis demotivational poster

don't you wish they all looked like that?

Demotivational poster description: Hot female Jedi deflecting laser bolts with her lightsaber. Would you hit that? ;)

Joke of The Day:

Hitler conquering another village while ww2 and he decided to give a chance for every woman in this village to save their families.
He made all men to stand naked one next to another in stright line and every woman have to find her husband by doing them bl*wjob. First woman starts to suck and saying:
- not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, Mine!
It's turn out that she was right so they could walk away free. Second woman starts to suck:
- not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, MINE!!
True again so Hitler was deeply surprised and decided to stand in line between men of village. Third woman starts to doing her job and saying:
-not mine, not mine, not mine , not mine, not from this village, not mine...

Jedis Demotivator

Iron Man Demotivational Poster

iron man demotivational poster

you're doing it wrong

Demotivational poster description: Well... It's Iron Man himself ;) A man dressed up for an big iron. It's even a steam iron. He doesn't look like Iron Man from comic book nor movie with Robert Downey Jr. By the way don't miss Iron Man 2 - it's coming with AC/DC in it's trailer.

Joke of The Day:

A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is city in Africa.

The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:

"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "

The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece:

"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three women cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "

Iron Man Demotivator

A Wife Demotivational Poster

a wife demotivational poster

because beer is heavy

Demotivational poster description: A man with a bottle of beer and an umbrella and woman holding couple of beer boxes. That's an anti-gentleman ;)

Joke of The Day:

A man in a pub asks for a beer.
The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar."
"One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have steak and chips?"
"Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be two dollars."
"Two dollars?" cries the man. "You're joking. Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman says, "Upstairs, with my wife"."
The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The barman says, "The same thing I'm doing to his business."

A Wife Demotivator

Jesus Demotivational Poster

jesus demotivational poster

santa claus for grown-ups

Demotivational poster description: Holy picture of Jesus Christ Superstar. Ok, not Superstar version, but it sounds much funnier this way.

Joke of The Day:

Joe is on his last day at work as a mailman.
He receives many thank-you cards and monetary gifts along his route.
When he gets to the very last house, he is greeted by a gorgeous housewife, who invites him in for lunch. Joe happily accepts. After lunch, the woman invites him up to the bedroom for some 'desert.' Joe happily accepts again. When they are done, the woman gives him a dollar.
Joe asks what the dollar is all about.
The woman replies: "It was my husband's suggestion. When I told him that it was your last day at work, he told me 'F**k him -- give him a dollar.' The lunch was my idea."

Jesus Demotivator

Always Demotivational Poster

always demotivational poster

look on the bright side of life

Demotivational poster description: Scene form Monty Python's movie "Life of Brian". Graham Chapman and Eric Idle are crucified. Idle sings to Chapman "Always look on the bright side of life" song. See yourself ;)

Joke of The Day:

A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."

The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."

Always Demotivator

Lazy Demotivational Poster

lazy demotivational poster

just cause you have to, doesn't mean you need to.

Demotivational poster description: Lane marker line painted on the road - it's passing round tree branch laying on the asphalt. I'm too lazy to write anything more creative now.

Joke of The Day:

A woman walks into a pet store wanting to buy a pet for her husband, but she finds all the pets are so so expensive.
The woman says to the clerk at the counter, "I'm looking to buy a pet for my husband but I'm on a very short budget!."
"No worries," replies the clerk.
"We've just ordered in a very large bullfrog that can give bl*wjobs."
"Bl*wjobs," says the woman, buying the frog, thinking it would be a great gag gift, so she goes home and gives the frog to her husband explaining the frogs talent.
With a laugh the husband walks off leaving the frog in the kitchen.
In the middle of the night the woman wakes up to the sound of pots and pans flying around in the kitchen.
She goes down to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing?" she asks.
"Well," says the husband. "If I can teach this frog to cook you are outta here."

Lazy Demotivator

Famous Last Words Demotivational Poster

famous last words demotivational poster

"maybe it's safe to fly around it?"

Demotivational poster description: Aerial photo of Eyjafjallajökull (are you geek enough to read it?) producing tons of volcanic ash in form of a cloud as a result of it's eruption. This is volcano on Iceland which is responsible for holding flights at almost all European airports for over week.

Joke of The Day:

A man, who smelled like a distillery, flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the disheveled man turned to the priest and said, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading that the Pope does."

Famous Last Words Demotivator

Money Demotivational Poster

money demotivational poster

rich people's toilet paper.

Demotivational poster description: 100 dollars banknote (bill). Are you rich enough, huh?

Joke of The Day:

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

Money Demotivator

Student Loans Demotivational Poster

student loans demotivational poster

proud sponsor of future alcoholics.

Demotivator description: Student (or rather graduate) drinking vodka straight from the bottle at college / university ending ceremony (awarding of diplomas). Surely his parents will be proud of him when they will find out for what he spend his student loan money :P

Student Loans Demotivator

Insurance Demotivational Poster

insurance demotivational poster

a chance to test out exactly how creative you can be with the truth.

Demotivator description: Awesome (if you could use this word in this situation) car accident. Blue car is at the edge of the precipice (not abyss or something, not even precipice but let's add some drama to it). I just can't say anything about how the hell this car made it. One is sure - driver's car insurance must be really good.

Insurance Demotivator

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