Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Sexy chick in a sexy Santa Claus outfit under the Christmas tree. Merry Christmas, ho, ho, ho!
- Knock Knock.
- Who's there?
- Mary.
- Mary who?
- Mary Christmas!
Is there anyone who don't know this one yet?
Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Small dog putting a Christmas gift under a Christmas tree. If the dog owner loves dog poo he or she will be delighted.
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...
I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
Demotivational poster / demotivator description: WikiLeaks logo. If you were born yesterday - WikiLeaks is a website made by Julien Assange who publish top secret documents from all over the world. Oh yeah, he saw what you did there so beware! This demotivational poster concerns leakage of Iraqi War documents but Julien Paul Assange is now famous for Cable Gate - top secret (mainly USA... or not - I don't care - google it) diplomacy documents containing for example comments about Putin and Medvedev.
Julian Assange 'should be awarded Nobel peace prize'