Halloween Monsters Demotivational Poster

Halloween Monsters Demotivational Poster

The only day of the year that we can act like the monsters that we truly are

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Big, orange and scary Halloween pumpkin lantern, grining at you.

Other Halloween demotivators

See how happy Halloween demotivational poster can be with a Leprechaun and some nice Halloween bear demotivational poster. Don't be afraid of Halloween dogs demotivational poster and check why Halloween is better than Christmas demotivational poster - yeah, I mean some sexy girls!

Halloween Why Bother Demotivational Poster

Halloween Demotivational Poster

Why bother?

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Well it's that time of the year again when girls jumps in their Halloween sexy outfits and boys... Well, boys apparently don't even bother. The guy painted in blue - he is Smurf or WTF? Anyway - because it's Halloween I recommend you some free Halloween newsletter templates so you can email them to your friends when you will be throwing up a crazy Halloween party!

Halloween demotivator related joke:

- How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
- With scare spray...

Osama Bin Laden Dead Demotivational Poster

Osama Bin Laden Dead Coincidence Demotivational Poster

Millions of PlayStation names and adresses stolen and Osama Bin Laden found and killed

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Call it whoopsie daisy, call it massive, global security fail, but still names, addresses and credit card information of half of the world was stolen from PlayStation Network. And couple of days later... Bam! US Marines are making photos with the body of Osama Bin Laden. Coincidence? What will say you Anonymous?

Osama Bin Laden demotivator related joke:

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama Bin Laden made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" says Washington, slapping Osama Bin Laden in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams - "this is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you... What the hell did you think I said?"

Face Demotivational Poster

the face Demotivational Poster

he didn't hit it

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: This sexy chick in latex, Catwoman outfit surely likes cream flavor. Someone missed her face. No milk there.

Demotivator related joke for adults:

A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Don't even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don't bark.

Gemma Atkinson Demotivational Poster

Gemma Atkinson Demotivational Poster

Of course she's adopted

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Sexy Gemma Atkinson in the yellow bikini. Is she from the same family that Mr. Bean (Rowan atkinson)? She's just too sexy, it's genetically impossible.

Demotivator related naghty joke:

Pinocchio talks to Gepetto:
- Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls.
- You know, my son, I didn't care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it.
After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio:
- Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls?
- Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore.

Jedi Squirrels Demotivational Poster

Jedi Squirrels Demotivational Poster

Well shit... Now we're really fucked

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Have you ever wondered what would all those truly evil and mad squirrels do if they were given a chance to obtain and understand the wisdom of force? Right, like anyone cares. They wouldn't clean your backyard nor earn any money for you in a decent job. That's for sure. FU squirrels with lightsabers

Demotivator related joke:

Star wars joke:


Top Ten Reasons Not To Join The Empire

10. Stormtroopers are the Empire's first line of defense.

9. All ships and installations are built around a "main reactor."

8. Exhaust ports are big enough for proton torpedoes and always lead to the "main reactor".

7. TIE Fighters have no shields.

6. The Emperor's best troops were defeated by rock and stick wielding teddy bears.

5. Officers over the rank of Lieutenant have a life expectancy of two weeks.

4. Everything proceeds as the Emperor has foreseen.

3. Stormtroopers are picked for their intelligence and common sense.

2. The Emperor allows the alliance to know the location of the shield generator.

1. Bounty Hunters, We don't need their scum!

56K Demotivational Poster

56k demotivational poster

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Slow Internet connection - those times are finally over. If you can't pay for a decent Internet provider to download some nice sexy pictures than better move to old ASCII classics. Cheers!

Demotivator related flawless joke:

Caution - lame joke:

Somewhere, in the Internet ether, are there virtual mail men being terrified by all the virtual dogs that pet loving surfers have created? (you have been warned)



And a better one

A computer salesman, a hardware engineer, and a software engineer are driving in a car together. Suddenly the right rear tire blows out, and the car rolls to a stop. Our three heroes pile out to investigate.

The salesman announces sadly, "Time to buy a new car!"

Says the hardware engineer, "Well, first let's try swapping the front and rear tires, and see if that fixes it."

Replies the software engineer, "Now, let's just try driving the car again, and maybe the problem will go away by itself."

True story

Hammertime Demotivational Poster

Stop!

Hammertime demotivational poster

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: "I'm having so much fun! I'm just spinning around like in the old MC Hammer videoclip." - said North Korean soldier making excellent Hammer time moves.
Seriously! Start to worry about the North Korea, guys.

Demotivator related flawless joke:

"President Bush said today we should be patient with North Korea and use diplomacy and not rush into any kind of military actions. You know what that means? No oil over there." - Jay Leno

Holocaust Demotivational Poster

The Holocaust demotivational poster

Pics or it didn't happened

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Yep, holocaust did happened - just look at the pics from World War II (abbreviated as WWII). Ask Jews and Hitler if you don't believe us, Mr. Harry Elmer Barnes and other who practice Holocaust denial.

Demotivator related joke:

Why don't Jews eat pork?
The Torah prohibits cannibalism.

What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
Boyscouts come back from their camps!

Didi you laugh? You're going to hell ;)

Terror Demotivational Poster

Terror demotivational poster

Now in bottles. And different flavors.

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Detergent called "Terror". Frankly, I might want to try the taste of Terror. Just for fun. What is more, I might even consider trying the taste of Disease or Manice. But I wouldn't be shocked if those beverages would deliver cancer in a short period of time ;)

Demotivator related joke:

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead." - Woody Allen

"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." - Enrico Caruso

Slavery Demotivational Poster

Slavery

It gets shit done

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: That's right. Those unhumane ways and means brought effects very fast (look at those Egyptian pyramids!). People didn't have time to argue. Instead, they had to work, work, work - wait a sec.. doesn't that sound familiar?

Demotivator related joke:

Why don't black people go on cruises?
Because they're not falling for that one again.