the purple dragon demotivational poster
You'll never catch him, no matter how hard you try... but it's worth the chase.
Demotivational poster description: Screenshot from "Heroin Hero" Playstation ( ;) ) game. In one of South Park episodes ("Guitar Queer-o" - watch South Park Epsiode Guitar Qeer-o now) Kyle plays it's as he is trying to relax from hard training in "Guitar Hero" game. The game "Heroin Hero" is about chasing the purple dragon. The player is injecting heroin into his vain in order to catch the purple dragon, who encourages the player to chase him ("Come on!", "Catch me!"). But remember - you will never catch the dragon! The game take action at some kind of park. Music is hypnotic, graphic is awesome - you can get addicted to it really fast. If you would like to quit you shall play "Rehab Hero" where dragon is chasing you, and you are trying to escape him ;) If you would like to play and get addicted you can do this below.
Joke of The Day:
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."
The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled...
"SUPPLIES!!"
He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."
The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled...
"SUPPLIES!!"
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