Sunday, May 30, 2010

The Death Star Demotivational Poster

The Death Star Demotivator

the death star demotivational poster

"what do you mean, they blew it up?! who's 'they'?!"

Demotivational poster description: The Death Star - fully operational battle station with laser capable of destroying entire planets with a single shot. One of the Galactic Empire ultimate superweapons, pretty cool I have to say. This is actually the first Death Star - they've tried to re-build it in "Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi", after destruction of this one in the "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope" movie. Probably that was the reaction of Emperor Palpatine when Darth Vader called him with grim news about his precious super-toy, destroyed by a bunch of Rebel Alliance fighters. Rather this, or something like "Cool Story, bro!".

Joke of The Day:

One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France.
Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!"
Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!"
Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy."
Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy."

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