I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Photography of a young panda. It looks a little terrified and holds its front paws in defense pose (or even submissive pose) - this panda just looks like it would like to avoid an fight. Probably a fight over a bamboo laying near it - delicious dainty for a panda. Every panda would surely drool at the thought of bamboo but not this one. That's why panda bears are about to extinct. Eat this bamboo, you little, ungrateful creep! You and your species are going to vanish if you won't eat this delicious bamboo. Or maybe you need a hug? Well, definitely this panda looks sad, so it needs some love.
Demotivator related joke:
A panda walks into a bar, interrupting a heated argument between two customers. The bartender turns to the panda and says, "Hey, just the guy we needed! Tell Ollie and Neville here... are you a bear or some kind of raccoon?" The panda ponders this for a moment and replies, "Hmmn. You know, not everything is black and white like that."
There was a funny joke (looking like written by the guys from Wulffmorgenthalter) but uncle Google didn't like it. :P