they always know what is good for you
Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Little and sweet baby... Bleh, babies are evil. This one is drinking canned beer and is going to smoke cigarette. One of the parents is going to light up it's cigarette. Parenthood at it's best - give your children alcohol and tobacco and they will grow healthy and strong.
Demotivator related joke:
"I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?"
Ba-dum-tsss! Geez, who makes these...