batman demotivational poster
he doesn't like chocolate
Demotivational poster description: Page from a Batman comic book consisting from two panels. First: a villain is eating chocolate icecream and says "Mmm... Chocolate". There is a military boot behind that man. Second: Military boot turns out to be Batmans boot, who is kicking the chocolate loving criminal in the head. Justice prevails once more and all can go home.
Joke of The Day:
Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a condom about to give his wife some.
Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says,
"Whatcha doin' Daddy?"
Johnny's dad stoops over to cover up his d*ck and starts looking at the floor. "Oh, I'm just looking for this big rat I saw." he says.
Little Johnny asks, "Whatcha gonna do, f*ck it?"
Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says,
"Whatcha doin' Daddy?"
Johnny's dad stoops over to cover up his d*ck and starts looking at the floor. "Oh, I'm just looking for this big rat I saw." he says.
Little Johnny asks, "Whatcha gonna do, f*ck it?"
...or maybe batman doesnt like OTHER people having chocolate.
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