Sunday, June 6, 2010

Lobster Knife Fight Demotivational Poster

Lobster Knife Fight Demotivational Poster

lobster knife fight demotivational poster

Words cannot express the awesome.

Demotivational poster description: Epic knife fight of two lobsters in the kitchen. Seriously - two lobsters, holding a knife in their claws (one knife for each lobster), stand facing each other on the kitchen floor. They are going to duel, probably for some nice Ms. Lobster with huge claws. As you can see seafood is epic, so don't wait - you and your friends buy a lobsters and arrange Lobster Arena. There can be only one!

Joke of The Day:

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

thats my kitchen, haha. took this pic like 3 years ago, and just found it all over the internet

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