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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Apple Customers Demotivational Poster

Apple Customers Demotivational Posters

apple customers demotivational poster

are not stupid... just special. very special.

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Excerpt from iPod shuffle manual - the Apple company. Highlighted fragment says: Do not eat iPod shuffle. Well if they need THAT kind of manuals it's no wonder that Steve Jobs (Apple co-founder) can sell crappy Apple products like iMac, iPod, iPhone, iPad, iWhatever for such ridiculous amount of money :D




Demotivator related joke:


Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits?
A: Because iPod users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them!

Q: According to Apple what is the leading cause of Ipod touch's overheating?
A: Downloading images of Megan Fox!

Q: How many Apple Ipod touch early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!

Q: What's the name of the new Apple Ipod, specifically made for bathroom use?
A: Ipotty!


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