where reincarnation sucks
Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Ladies and gentlemen, hereby I present you... a badger! This one doesn't have any particular features - it's just normal badger. Not a seal, not a bear, nor lion - just badger. And why this badger is so funny? Because in D&D RPG you can choose reincarnation when your character dies. And the funny thing is that when you choose to reincarnate in Dungeons and Dragons you can be reborn as a badger if you have a bad dice roll. That's why you should always have some money for resurrection :P Or just stop playing D'n'D and choose another virtual world, for example IMVU
Demotivator related joke:
A badger goes skydiving, but his parachute doesn't open. Plunging towards the earth, he sees another badger rising through the air towards him. "Hey, mate!" he shouts. "Know anything about parachutes?". "No!" shouts back the other: "- do you know anything about gas cookers?"
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