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Demotivational poster / demotivator description: A lot of money - these are actual United States Dollars (or American Dollars if you want to call it that way). These all are 100 dollar bills - with Franklin on them. You wish you get those, don't you? Get lost - you are poor and you will die poor! Unless you would do something about it ;) Go get some shares at stock exchange, trade futures, gold and oil - you will be rich in a minute! I promise. No, really! Ask Gordon Gekko ;) However Common Sense Ministry warns: trading may not be suitable for everyone, it involves substantial risk of loss and may lead you straight to becoming homeless. You have been warned.
Demotivator related joke:
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The
lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"