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Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Big black guy in American football suit chasing white guy with glasses, dressed like typical big corporation worker. The whole scene takes place in an office. The corporation employee was hanging around while he should have been working hard to get his money. Now get back to work - stop browsing demotivational posters or your boss will lower your salary :P
Demotivator related joke:
Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
The less you know, the more money you make.
So why study, when you can be rich? ;)