These Raccoons Demotivational Poster

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they have found salvation

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Two raccoons raising their front paws (almost like hands) towards heaven. They have found salvation. It's not Jesus Christ nor God himself - probably it just a person with some food. Salvation of the one is everyday of the other. Btw - why some people spell it "racoons" not "raccoons"?

Demotivator related joke:

Delivered by Tony Woods:
Raccoons have too much self-confidence. Look at the way they dress -- that is way too much for the forest: big fur jumpsuit, the black driving gloves, the striped tail, little sunglasses. Come on, raccoon, what you trying to prove, man?

Quite good, actually.

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Rice Demotivational Poster

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when you want to eat a thousand of something

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Rice. Tadaa! Photography of some rice dish probably with bamboo pieces in it (delicious for pandas). Bon appétit, omnomnom, yum yum and such! Eat rice and you will be healthy - rice is good. Fried rice... Mmmmm... Sorry, I've to finish - I'm hungry.

Demotivator related joke:

There was a Chinese man that would always go to the same bar every night for dinner. The bartender would say every night "Hey Lee! What do you want for dinner tonight?" and Lee would say "Flied Lice." Everyone would laugh at him.

So the next day, Lee when back to the bar. "Hey Lee, whats for dinner?"
"Flied Lice"
And everyone laughed again.

So that night Lee went home and practiced saying fried rice.
"FRIED. RICE. FRIED. RICE."

So the next day, Lee when to the bar again. The bartender, halfway to laughing, asked "Hey! What's for dinner?"

Lee said " I want fried rice you plick."

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Hotels UK - we STILL need your help

Hey guys! We are little busy lately that's why sometimes we don't add demotivational posters daily. Yeah, we know - it sucks.

But if you want to make us a little less busy you can help us! That's right. Go to our hotels UK listing page and add an hotel which you think is worth your recommendation. If you don't know any hotel in United Kingdom you can only sit and pray for an update here :P Good news is that a new demotivator will appear here today - I promise. So patiently wait for demotivational posters or submit some hotels for us ;)

Guns Do Not Kill People Demotivational Poster

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sharks kill people

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: OMG it's a shark! And this is an armed shark. Remember bears with guns or bear cavalry? It's nothing compared to this armed shark. That's right - this shark is armed with a gun. OK - this is just some guy dressed for a shark just like on this shark demotivational poster. The costume is pretty awesome I must say. It can be a good Halloween costume although not for a girl.

So remember that sharks kill people, not guns. Oh and sharks are more dangerous than penguin army and skeleton army as well. Sharks are very, very naughty and bad fishes. Beware of them when if you are going to surf!

Demotivator related joke:

Q: Why did the shark commit the murder?
A: He felt that he was "super-shark," that he could justifiably perform what society considered a despicable act - the act of killing - if it led to his being able to do more good through the act.

Yeah, well... Sharks are just evil.

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Halo Kitty Demotivational Poster

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kitty says halo!

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Hello Kitty remodeled into Halo Kitty. It cames for sure from new Halo - Halo: Reach ;) For those of you who were born yesterday - Halo is a game on Microsoft Xbox 360 console - an FPS - first person shooter. Halo: Reach is actually prequel to all Halo series. Btw - did you ever think about Hello Kitty as a lolcat? Maybe it's the secret king of all lolcats - Hello Kitty the Almighty.

Demotivator related joke:

If you don't get those it's OK - it's for Halo fans and it comes from Great Covenant Book of Jokes.

Truth: I see you!!!

Human: I see you?

Truth: He does not see me, execute him!



Truth: Why did the jackal cross the energy bridge?

Rtas 'Vadum: Uhh *looks at feet nervously* to...get to the other side?

Truth: NO! To reach the Holy Potatoes of Enlightenment!!!hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! EXECUTE HIM!!!!!!!



Truth: How many HUMANS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Human:Hmmm... I'm going to have to say...hey, wait! I am a human!

Truth: He dares to question me, execute him!



Yeah... well I didn't laugh too. That probably because I prefer Half-Life over Halo.

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Demand Demotivational Poster

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go ahead, make my day

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Before we will continue to demotivational poster description I have to tell that new Blogger Editor SUCKS - kids, don't try this at home - it will damage your brain. Seriously - Google guys failed hard on this one. Putting images into tables - WTF?! What was wrong with the old way? Come on - TABLES?! FFS it's XXI century... Also functionality of new Blogger Editor fails hard, really, really hard. I had to switch to older editor version - too bad it's going to be turned off. My brain will bleed if I will be forced to use the new Blogger Editor. Ok, back to the topic - demotivational posters vel demotivators :) What we have here...

Wet and very angry white cat - a lolcat you would say. It's not friendly by any mean. It's going to kill you and your family just like Satan cat. As you can see lolcats (or lolcatz) are not always nice and cute ;)

Demotivator related joke:

One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to Heaven. There he meets the Lord himself. The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know."

The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to Heaven. Again the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer. The mice answer, "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. Running, running, running; we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?" The Lord says, "Say no more," and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.

About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him in a deep sleep on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you arrived?"

The cat stretches and yawns and replies, "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending by are theeeeeeee best!!!"

As I said - the lolcats are not that friendly - they are mean and evil ;)

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Branches Demotivational Poster

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sometimes they appear out of nowhere

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Lemur, or tarsier, or maki - whatever - an animal with dramatic look holding tightly to the branch. It (lemur, not the branch) looks really surprised ;) You can watch dramatic lemur... ok, ok - dramatic tarsier, however some people want to call it dramatic maki... choose yourselves - dramatic lemur original video related to this demotivational poster:

Btw - this lemur (or tarsier.. or even maki :P ) looks paranoid, doesn't it?

Demotivator related joke:

Adopted Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.

The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.

"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

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Deny Demotivational Poster

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you cannot

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Photography of Pope Benedict XVI (Joseph Alois Ratzinger) compared to the photo of Emperor Palpatine (Ian McDiarmid ;) ). You cannot deny that pope doesn't look like the sith lord ;) Do not underestimate power of the force, young Jedi! Of course he is evil - pope doesn't want you to use condoms. The Anglicans were right to kick him out and make their own church. And it doesn't matter that it was all about Henry VIII, King of England, who just wanted to get divorce :P

Demotivator related joke:

TA driver meets Pope Benedict XVI at the airport. After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver. "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And supposing something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing that he'd never gone to work that morning.

"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the bl**dy Pope as a chauffeur!!"

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british petroleum deepwater horizon oil spill in gulf of mexico

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: An dead fish in a sea full of crude oil. This oil comes form oil spill in Gulf of Mexico caused by explosion of a Deepwater Horizon oil rig. This oil platform is owned by British Petroleum (BP). To hell with dead fishes - surfing will be rad with haz-mat suits ;)

Demotivator related joke:

"Today, President Obama finally met with BP's CEO, Tony Hayward, but the meeting was only scheduled 20 minutes. Call me crazy, but I think it should take more time to discuss an oil spill than it does to get your oil checked." —Jimmy Fallon

"BP CEO Tony Hayward said he would just like to get his life back. He wants to get his life back. You know, I say give him life plus 20." —Jay Leno

"BP has inserted a siphon tube into the well to suck up all the oil from the spill. And they've had a lot of experience in this area, by the way. This is the same tube they've been using to suck the money out of our wallets for the past 50 years." –Jay Leno

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The Lulz Demotivational Poster

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do it for them

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Gravestone (tombstone) of the Lulz marriage - Mary Lulz and John Lulz. R.I.P. Honor their memory - do it for them. Do it for the lulz. Do it for the greater good! Seriously - this photo is obviously shopped. If it's not photoshopped it means that life is just one big comedy :D Wait, in fact it is a comedy, hmmm... No matter that life is pointless - it's still a comedy ;) So you should go and do something exciting. This is your life and it's ending with one demotivational poster at a time - stop wasting it. No, just kidding - come back and watch more demotivational posters :P

Demotivator related joke:

The rules at a particular university were such that if the professor were not present in the classroom by 15 minutes past the hour, the class was considered a "walk" and the students were free to leave - with no penalties for missing a class.

The rooms were equipped with the type wall clocks that "jumped" ahead each minute, in a very noticeable fashion. As it were, these clocks were also not of the most sophisticated construction. Some enterprising student discovered that if one were to hit the clock with chalkboard erasers, it would cause the clock to "jump" ahead 1 minute.

It became almost daily practice for these students to take target practice at the clock (as it would have it, this particular professor was not the most punctual, and the students considered him severely "absent-minded"). A few well aimed erasers, and lo, 15 minutes were passed, and class dismissed itself.

Well, when the day for the next exam rolled around, the professor strolled into the room, passed out the exams, and told them "You have 1 hour to complete".

The professor then proceeded to collect the erasers from around the room, gleefully taking aim at the clock. When he had successfully "jumped" the clock forward 1 hour, he closed the class and collected the exam papers.

Life does teach some lessons the hard way.

But he definitely did it for the lulz ;)

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Surfing Demotivational Poster

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it's gonna be rad with your new haz-mat suit on

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Oily breaking wave - get ready your haz-mat suits for some surfing fun. The oil definitely comes from the oil spill caused by BP platform Deepwater Horizon explosion in Gulf of Mexico. Louisiana (along with Mississippi basin) and Florida are really grateful for this ecologic disaster sponsored by British Petroleum - well done guys! And to think that some people were worried about LHC... There are more dangerous things in the world than bunch of physics with super-ultra-energy wasting device which Large Hadron Collider is :P For example bunch of engineers with really big drill and really oil-rich deposit below them. Amazing things can happen when you are trying to extract crude oil under a high pressure ;) Ok, just for the record - I don't think that Large Hadron Collider is waste of money / energy - actually it's pretty awesome. Also I don't think that British Petroleum did the Gulf of Mexico oil spill intentionally - some people actually believe this, as BP is British company and that makes the motive - to weaken the USA by UK. Don't look at me - I didn't create this conspiracy theory :D The accidents happens, our life is chaos and sometimes we can't do anything about that. Besides this oil is 100% natural, so suck on this Greenpeace ^^ And dolphins, cormorants, pelicans and other wildlife animals.

Demotivator related joke:

"I love this. On the news today, the CEO of British Petroleum says he believes the overall environmental impact of this oil spill will be very, very modest. Yeah. If you live in England!" –Jay Leno

"And today at a press conference, Obama said that the government does not have better technology than BP. That's a nice thing to announce to the world, that our government has fewer resources than a company that tried to plug a hole with a 'top hat.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"There is so much oil now in the Gulf of Mexico, and you can thank the folks of British Petroleum for this, so much oil in the Gulf, you can now park on it." –David Letterman

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Money Is Eternal Demotivational Poster

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however, the pockets change

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: A lot of money - these are actual United States Dollars (or American Dollars if you want to call it that way). These all are 100 dollar bills - with Franklin on them. You wish you get those, don't you? Get lost - you are poor and you will die poor! Unless you would do something about it ;) Go get some shares at stock exchange, trade futures, gold and oil - you will be rich in a minute! I promise. No, really! Ask Gordon Gekko ;) However Common Sense Ministry warns: trading may not be suitable for everyone, it involves substantial risk of loss and may lead you straight to becoming homeless. You have been warned.

Demotivator related joke:

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The
lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"

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Hillary Demotivational Poster

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she'll eat your soul

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Hillary Clinton caught with psychotic face. She looks really demonic here. By they way her full name is Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Demotivator related joke:

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside...that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer.

"What?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"

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Bravery Demotivational Poster

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don't be afraid to stand up against your problems

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Photoshopped scene from Tiananmen Square Massacre (it's in Beijing, China - yep, the very same city which hosted Summer Olympic Games 2008). Originally a man was holding down a tank column on it's way. You can watch the whole scene below.



This dude has balls of steel, you must admit it. Now think for yourselves is there anything in your pathetic life comparable to this? I highly doubt ;) The big creature comes in fact from Japan and it's a Domo - the official mascot of Japan's NHK television station. It was photoshopped countless times and I can safely assume that it become meme on it's own ;) Below you can watch the birth of domo.

Demotivator related joke:

Joke from 1989:
Paramount leader Deng Xiaoping, then President Yang Shangkun and Prime Minister Li Peng (three leaders closely associated with the Tiananmen square crackdown) found their car blocked by a cow in the road one day.

Li yells: ‘‘If you don’t move, I’ll declare martial law!’’

The cow ignores him.

Yang yells: ‘‘I’ll call out the military!’’ The cow stares blankly.

Deng whispers in its ear, and the cow runs off, terrified.

‘‘I said I would name him general secretary of the Communist Party,’’ said Deng, who had already sacked two party bosses.

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The Later Years Demotivational Poster

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have not been to kind to Christopher Robin, Pooh and Tigger

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Well... A man holding a black bear, standing on his hind paws. And, to make things more weird, the bear is holding a tiger. I would say it could happen only in Japan, but this times is probably Russia (or maybe even Soviet Russia ;) ). Christopher Robin, Pooh and Tigger indeed - not everyone can handle international carrier - ask Amy Winehouse :D Btw - A. A. Milne could stand for Anonymous Alcoholic according to this demotivator - just kidding of course ;)

Demotivator related joke:

Winnie the Pooh view on the swine flu:
As the two friends wandered through the snow on their way home, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a best friend like Pooh.

Pooh thought to himself:

"If the pig sneezes, he's fucken dead."

Well, swine flu became in fact the most overrated pandemic in the human history, so Pooh worries were unfounded ;)

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Homeless Demotivational Poster

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sometimes you get to watch it happen

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Wall Street stock exchange (probably) - I think the guy just realized that he has lost his all money he has in shares, futures, CFD etc. Priceless - owned by his own greed. However, as Gordon Gekko said, greed is good so it's worth risking your life to get more money. However sometimes you loose and end up being homeless :P Btw some people risk even their student loans investing it to max out their studying time. Well, it can be profitable however remember that when it won't work you will not only didn't get any additional income but get debt as student loans don't repay themselves, you know :P

Demotivator related joke:

A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody-- it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last resort he went to a priest and poured out his story of tears and woe.

When he had finished, the priest said, "Here's what I want you to do: Put a beach chair and your Bible in your car and drive down to the beach. Take the beach chair and the Bible to the water's edge, sit down in the beach chair, and put the Bible in your lap. Open the Bible; the wind will rifle the pages, but finally the open Bible will come to rest on a page. Look down at the page and read the first thing you see. That will be your answer, that will tell you what to do."

A year later the businessman went back to the priest and brought his wife and children with him. The man was in a new custom-tailored suit, his wife in a mink coat, the children shining. The businessman pulled an envelope stuffed with money out of his pocket, gave it to the priest as a donation in thanks for his advice.

The priest recognized the benefactor, and was curious. "You did as I suggested?" he asked.

"Absolutely," replied the businessman.

"You went to the beach?"

"Absolutely."

"You sat in a beach chair with the Bible in your lap?"

"Absolutely."

"You let the pages rifle until they stopped?"

"Absolutely."

"And what were the first words you saw?"

"Chapter 11."

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getting progressively younger since 2003

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Photography of an young actor MIchael Cera. He was playing Scott Pilgrim in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World movie. He is getting younger as Benjamin Button (Brad Pitt) from The Curious Case of Benjamin Button movie. In Poland there is also an Benjamin Button variation - he is called Krzysztof Ibisz (Christopher Ibisz) - he is an TV presenter. But he is not as interesting as Scott Pilgrim - so see Scott Pilgrim demotivational poster ;)

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Some Scott Pilgrim vs. The World fun facts and inside jokes gathered from the Internet (continuation):

5. Scott's sister Stacey is rated in another way: "T for Teen." It's reference to ESRB games rating system. The ESRB was established in 1994 to rate games in an effort to better inform parents about a video game's content and basically keep stuff like Mortal Kombat out of kids' hands. According to the ESRBs official website, "T for Teen" reflects a game that contains "violence, suggestive themes, crude humor, minimal blood, simulated gambling, and/or infrequent use of strong language." Stacey falls under a couple of those categories. Btw - notice how violence is for kids an naked breast is not ;)

6. Wallace refers to Scott's evil ex, Envy Adams, as "she who will not be named," a reference to Voldemort in the Harry Potter series. Well I would say it can be also reference to The Lord of the Rings J. R. R. Tolkiens book (main evil character - Sauron - but I can be wrong) or H. P. Lovercaft works (Cthulhu and company).

7. Natalie Adams (aka Envy) is lead singer of the popular (by Canadian standards, anyway - no offense, Canadians ;) ) band Clash at Demonhead. Gamers who grew up in gaming's heyday (the '80s) may recall the name. Clash at Demonhead was an action-platforming game whose most memorable feature was its awful box art.

8. When Scott relieves himself in one scene to escape social discomfort, a "pee bar" pops up in the corner of the bathroom and drains as Scott drains. The Sims games include various meters to measure your character's wants and needs, with bladder emptying chief among them. However, the general concept of a bar representing any number of things (from health to magic power) in a video game is timeless. Similar concept was used in for example "Theme Hospital" by Bullfrog.

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an epic of epic epicness

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Fragment of "Scott Pilgrim vs The World" movie poster. An epic of epic epicness - Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera) playing on electric guitar. Watch Scott Pilgrim vs. The World trailer and go to the movie if you hadn't see it yet :) The film is just epic and made of awesome. It's even better than "Kick Ass". And moreover in can be treated as some kind of romantic comedy for geeks - perfect movie to go out to the cinema. However you should watch the movie first without any distractors, because it's really cool.

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Some Scott Pilgrim vs. The World fun facts and inside jokes gathered from the Internet:

1. Scott's band is called Sex Bob-Omb. And of course it's an geek reference. A bob-omb is a wind-up walking bomb that made its debut in Super Mario Bros. It's no friend, but thanks to its timed explosive nature it can be used as an impromptu weapon against other enemies. We can call this killing outsourcing ;)

2. When Scott defeats Ramona's evil exes, they dissolve into coins. One of the earliest and most memorable video games to use the coin phenomenon is River City Ransom on the NES (to younger readers - it's a game console), where enemies would also comically yell "Barf!" upon defeat (and drop coins of course). However several recent games, like the over-the-top 'No More Heroes' series, combine coins with gore: chopping enemies in half results in a fountain of blood and cash. Yay! You know - greed is good ;)

3. Young Neil is Sex Bob-Omb's fill-in bassist, and also a Nintendo fanboy. A true fanboy - almost fanatic. He can be seen playing a Nintendo DS lite, wearing a Nintendo 64 t-shirt, and lists both Tetris (you know that it was originally made by a Russian programmer?) and The Legend of Zelda as his favorite games. Nintendo geek true form.

4. Scott's roommate Wallace Wells can be a bit of a jerk. Then again, he's often stuck sharing his bed with Scott - awkward, especially when he brings home a boyfriend. remember this when you will be grumble on your roommate next time ;) When first introduced, Wallace is given a rating of 7.5 out of 10. Many video game publications consider such a score "average." It's a roundabout way of saying he's not always the best roommate. But, hey - not always the worst ;)

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Halloween Demotivational Poster 4

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giving girls an excuse to dress like whores since 1983

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Girl in the sexy Halloween outfit. She is dressed for a nurse. Sexy one of course ;)

See more Halloween demotivational posters - sexy Halloween girl demotivational poster or sexy Halloween girls demotivational poster. We have even baby with an alien Halloween demotivational poster! Check them out and comment.

Demotivator related joke:

Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts...

Q: How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
A: With scare spray...

Q: What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
A: Ouch...

Q: How do monsters tell their future?
A: They read their horrorscope...

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Pedoseal Demotivational Poster

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coming to zoo near you... and your children

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Psychotic seal drolling behind the children. The lost sister of infamous Pedobear. Protect your kids right now - buy a harpoon.

Man the harpoons and kill (break ;) ) the seal before it will grow up and became Pedoseal.

Demotivator related joke:

Boy and Pedobear are walking together at night in the woods..
And the little boy looks up at him and says "I... I'm scared.."
Pedobear looks at the boy and says "Think you're scared?! I have to walk outta here alone."

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Halloween Demotivational Poster 3

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better than christmas

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Girl in a sexy outfit with pink skirt and a pin poodle on that skirt. Definitely Halloween is better than Christmas, not mentioning Halloween dress-up parties ;) And of course better than Starcraft 2. Everything is better than StarCraft 2:Wings of Liberty :P

You might also check other Halloween demotivators like demotivator Halloween or demotivational poster Halloween.

Demotivator related joke:

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?
A. A human bean.

Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

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