Stuff nobody cares about

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Parents Demotivational Poster

Parents Demotivational Poster

parents demotivational poster

they always know what is good for you

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Little and sweet baby... Bleh, babies are evil. This one is drinking canned beer and is going to smoke cigarette. One of the parents is going to light up it's cigarette. Parenthood at it's best - give your children alcohol and tobacco and they will grow healthy and strong.



Demotivator related joke:


"I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?"

Ba-dum-tsss! Geez, who makes these...


Monday, November 15, 2010

Swedish Girls Demotivational Poster

Swedish Girls Demotivational Poster

Swedish girls demotivational poster

making British girls look ugly since 1428

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Ten hot Swedish girls. Most of them are blonde All hail Technoviking (who stands there, in a disguise) because Sweden is such a great country. Definitely better than Great Britain (known also as GB, United Kingdom or UK) and British girls



Demotivator related joke:


Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?

A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.


Friday, November 12, 2010

Paranoia Demotivational Poster

Paranoia Demotivational Poster

paranoia demotivational poster

if it's not the American flag, it's probably a bomb

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Airport security guard scanning an old man on the mobility scooter. A little paranoia is nothing bad, huh? How about paranoid cats?



Demotivator related joke:


Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?

A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get him.


Thursday, November 11, 2010

Wizards Demotivational Poster

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Hamster wizard (or maybe sorcerer - who knows) holding his magic wand. Behold the power of the magic! I wonder if he knows black magic as well? If we want to find out, we need to provoke him to use his magic skills - offend him or something... Come on! We have to know he isn't a warlock like Snape from Harry Potter.



Demotivator related joke:


During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled, "How'd you do that?"

"I could tell you, sir", the magician answered, "But then I'd have to kill you."

After a short pause, the man yelled back, "Ok, then... just tell my wife!"


Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Flashbangs Demotivational Poster

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Big, white rectangle. That's it - end of story. If you play CS you know what does it mean. Personally I think that Counter-Strike computer game is boring.



Demotivator related joke:


Q: Why don't Counter-Strike players play Quake?

A: Mammy won't let them.

Hah, how about Halo or other computer games?


Monday, November 8, 2010

Clown Meat Demotivational Poster

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Smiling meat. I wanted to write something more but my head feels like a frisbee right now.



Demotivator related joke:


Girl Clown: Do you love me?
Boy Clown: Yes, I love you.
Girl Clown: But, do you really love me?
Boy Clown: Yes, I really love you.
Girl Clown: But, do you really, truly love me?
Boy Clown: Yes! Yes, I really, truly love you! I would die for you!
Girl Clown: You’re always saying that, but you never do it.

Oh, wow...


Thursday, November 4, 2010

Sad Pandas Demotivational Poster

Sad Pandas Demotivational Poster

sad pandas demotivational poster

just need a hug every now and then

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Another heartbreaking picture - the sad panda, which needs some love and sympathy. This panda already getting some love form man who is hugging it. Maybe this particular panda suffers from posttraumatic stress disorder after fight over the bamboo? Or maybe it was chasing trees and they managed to get away? We don't know. However if it's just about love and that kind of stuff (like dating etc.) we have the cure for that - IMVU for pandas ;)



Demotivator related joke:


John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.

"I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Spot, my dog, while you're waiting?" He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through."

The dog followed John onto the balcony and started rolling over. John made a hoop with his arms and Spot jumped through--over the balcony railing. Just then John's date walked out.

"Isn't Spot the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?"

"To tell the the truth, " he replied, "Spot seemed a little depressed to me!"

See? Depressed animals jumps out of the heights. Now, go out and hug some sad pandas!


Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Longcat Demotivational Poster

Longcat Demotivational Poster

longcat demotivational poster

didn't see the powerlines

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Awww, poor Longcat - he's hanging on the power lines and he's apparently dead. Electricity is dangerous and that's why you shouldn't put your fingers into power socket. But despite this is tragic situation, maybe after this accident Longcat become extremely powerful? Becoming ethereal usually requires some sacrifice. However no matter how powerful the Longcat will be, he still has a worthy opponent - Widedog. The clash of those two legendary beings would be truly epic. It should be stated that Longcat shouldn't be allowed to use lolcats support.



Demotivator related joke:


I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

And that's another reason why virtual dating and relationship in IMVU is better than a real one ;)


Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Sympathy Demotivational Poster

Sympathy Demotivational Poster

sympathy demotivational poster

You'll find it in the dictionary in between shit and syphilis.

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Very sad girl with a cellphone. How touching. But let face it - love hurts. Of course unless it's a beer love - then it hurts the day after and it's called hangover. To avoid any damage and hangover you an always choose a virtual love using dating artificial worlds like IMVU. With IMVU you won't get any STD's. The only danger will be an extremely high electric bill (power bill) and lack of real life :P



Demotivator related joke:


Marriage is exactly like going to the restaurant:
You order something, after that you see what has your neighbor ordered and you regret that you did not ordered what he did.

I hope it's not true.


Monday, November 1, 2010

LSD Demotivational Poster

LSD Demotivational Poster

LSD demotivational poster

It's kicking in, Mabel!

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Two old and venerable ladies riding a car. One of them is holding the map. Both ladies are cheerful and they really looks like they were on LSD. The whole scene reminds me "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" - a Terry Gilliam's movie with Johnny Depp and Benicio Del Toro. Watch the trailer below and go, see the movie after that.



Kids, remember - drugs are fun ;) Ok, ok moral defenders, I better call that off before you are going to explode - drugs are evil. You better say no to drugs and say yes to tacos. Besides Andrew Johns have all the drugs and won't give it to you nor anybody else. He is to greedy for that.



Demotivator related joke:


Grandfather and her grandson sitting down for dinner when the Grandson says:
"Hey Gran, I cant find my pills have you seen them anywhere, they're marked LSD,"
Grandfather turns and says:
"Fuck your pills boy, we have bigger problems. Check out the dragon in the kitchen!"