Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Before we will continue to demotivational poster description I have to tell that new Blogger Editor SUCKS - kids, don't try this at home - it will damage your brain. Seriously - Google guys failed hard on this one. Putting images into tables - WTF?! What was wrong with the old way? Come on - TABLES?! FFS it's XXI century... Also functionality of new Blogger Editor fails hard, really, really hard. I had to switch to older editor version - too bad it's going to be turned off. My brain will bleed if I will be forced to use the new Blogger Editor. Ok, back to the topic - demotivational posters vel demotivators :) What we have here...
Wet and very angry white cat - a lolcat you would say. It's not friendly by any mean. It's going to kill you and your family just like Satan cat. As you can see lolcats (or lolcatz) are not always nice and cute ;)
Demotivator related joke:
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to Heaven. There he meets the Lord himself. The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know."
The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to Heaven. Again the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer. The mice answer, "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. Running, running, running; we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?" The Lord says, "Say no more," and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.
About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him in a deep sleep on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you arrived?"
The cat stretches and yawns and replies, "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending by are theeeeeeee best!!!"
As I said - the lolcats are not that friendly - they are mean and evil ;)
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment