Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Rice Demotivational Poster


Rice Demotivational Poster

rice demotivational poster

when you want to eat a thousand of something

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Rice. Tadaa! Photography of some rice dish probably with bamboo pieces in it (delicious for pandas). Bon appétit, omnomnom, yum yum and such! Eat rice and you will be healthy - rice is good. Fried rice... Mmmmm... Sorry, I've to finish - I'm hungry.



Demotivator related joke:


There was a Chinese man that would always go to the same bar every night for dinner. The bartender would say every night "Hey Lee! What do you want for dinner tonight?" and Lee would say "Flied Lice." Everyone would laugh at him.

So the next day, Lee when back to the bar. "Hey Lee, whats for dinner?"
"Flied Lice"
And everyone laughed again.

So that night Lee went home and practiced saying fried rice.
"FRIED. RICE. FRIED. RICE."

So the next day, Lee when to the bar again. The bartender, halfway to laughing, asked "Hey! What's for dinner?"

Lee said " I want fried rice you plick."


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