Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Surfing Demotivational Poster

Surfing Demotivational Poster

surfing demotivational poster

it's gonna be rad with your new haz-mat suit on

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Oily breaking wave - get ready your haz-mat suits for some surfing fun. The oil definitely comes from the oil spill caused by BP platform Deepwater Horizon explosion in Gulf of Mexico. Louisiana (along with Mississippi basin) and Florida are really grateful for this ecologic disaster sponsored by British Petroleum - well done guys! And to think that some people were worried about LHC... There are more dangerous things in the world than bunch of physics with super-ultra-energy wasting device which Large Hadron Collider is :P For example bunch of engineers with really big drill and really oil-rich deposit below them. Amazing things can happen when you are trying to extract crude oil under a high pressure ;) Ok, just for the record - I don't think that Large Hadron Collider is waste of money / energy - actually it's pretty awesome. Also I don't think that British Petroleum did the Gulf of Mexico oil spill intentionally - some people actually believe this, as BP is British company and that makes the motive - to weaken the USA by UK. Don't look at me - I didn't create this conspiracy theory :D The accidents happens, our life is chaos and sometimes we can't do anything about that. Besides this oil is 100% natural, so suck on this Greenpeace ^^ And dolphins, cormorants, pelicans and other wildlife animals.

Demotivator related joke:

"I love this. On the news today, the CEO of British Petroleum says he believes the overall environmental impact of this oil spill will be very, very modest. Yeah. If you live in England!" –Jay Leno

"And today at a press conference, Obama said that the government does not have better technology than BP. That's a nice thing to announce to the world, that our government has fewer resources than a company that tried to plug a hole with a 'top hat.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"There is so much oil now in the Gulf of Mexico, and you can thank the folks of British Petroleum for this, so much oil in the Gulf, you can now park on it." –David Letterman

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