Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Look At This Duck Demotivational Poster

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: A giraffe pointing at the duck with it's hoof. The whole demotivational poster is obvious reference to an Old Spice commercial known as a "I'm on a horse" commercial. Watch this hilarious piece of art below:

Hello ladies.
Look at your man,
now back to me,
now back at your man,
now back to me,
sadly he isn't me,
but if he stopped using lady scented bodywash
he could smell like he is me.
Look down, back up.
Where are you?
You are on a boat, with the man your man could smell like.
Whats that in your hand,
back at me, I have it,
its an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love,
now look again, the tickets are now diamond.
Eveything is possible when you man smell like old spice and not a lady.
im on a horse

Monty Python wouldn't do that better ;) I know, I know - it's blasphemy.

Joke of The Day:

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... the Walmart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.


Chilli said...

I hope that you are aware of the fact that your daily demotivators motivate people to laugh ;)

Daily Demotivators said...

But of course ;) Welcome to the alternate reality btw - check out Ideas Den as well :)

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