Friday, August 27, 2010

Alone Demotivational Poster

Alone Demotivational Poster

alone demotivational poster

Ever get the feeling you are lost and all alone? Well your'e not... there are snakes and scorpions to keep you company.

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Sandy desert - dunes, sands and stuff. There is no visible snakes or scorpions. But they are waiting there for you, hidden and dangerous, ready to make you feel the pain. And you are all alone, just like in your life.

Joke of The Day:

A man is lost in the Sahara desert. He used up the last of his water three days ago and he's lying, gasping, on the sand, when in the distance he suddenly hears a voice calling, "Mush! Mush!"

Not trusting his ears he turns his head and there it is again, closer this time -- "Mush! Mush!" Propping himself up on one elbow he squints against the sun and sees, of all things, an Eskimo bundled up in furs driving a sled with a team of huskies across the dunes.

Thinking that it's a hallucination, he blinks and shakes his head, but it's for real! He painfully lifts one arm and in a cracked voice calls, "He-elp!"

The Eskimo pulls the sled up by him, the huskies panting in the heat, and he says to the Eskimo, "I don't know what you're doing here, or why, but thank God you are! I've been wandering around this desert for days, my water's all gone and I'm completely lost!"

The perspiring Eskimo looks down at him and says, "YOU'RE lost?!"

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