Thursday, August 26, 2010

Loneliness Demotivational Poster

Loneliness Demotivational Poster

loneliness demotivational poster

loneliness is never more cruel than when it is felt in close propinquity with someone who has ceased to communicate

Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Lonely man, sunset in the background. The quotation comes from "Security" by Germaine Greer. Loneliness - the truly demotivator.

Joke of The Day:


So here I sit, in all my glory,
Lend me an ear, and I'll tell ya a story.
Once had a wife, she was such a dear,
Then came the Internet, and it all disappeared!

Now there she sits, for hours on end...
I don't care where I'm goin', don't care where I've been.
It could be two, or it could be nine.
She really doesn't care, long as she's online.

She gets outta work and rushes home,
She comes in screaming at me, "Get off the phone!"
Where the hell's my hug? Where is my kiss?
But she's at the computer, that's all she missed!

Talking to buddies, checking the mail
All her priorities, I'm in cyber Hell!!!
My stomach's growling, it's so unfair!
No clean dishes and I'm out of underwear!

Drink me a beer, stare at the walls,
I'll pick at my teeth while I'm scratching my balls.
Farting and burping all while I pee.
Can you believe she's there??? She could be with ME!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Mr lonely~

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